Package 1: Get a detailed essay about your cock:
Text or voice only – $20 (500-600 words)
I would love to give my honest opinion on your cock! I’ll give you my thoughts on your length, girth, grooming, curvature, proportion, photography skills, and anything else I find important. I’ll also give you an overall score out of 10 and give you a sentence or two on any last thoughts. My ratings fall between 400-600 words–I have a lot to talk about! I can do any style you’d like. If you don’t specify what type you want, my typical style is honesty šŸ™‚

Package 2: Have me talk about your cock:
Instant kik/onlyfans clips – $75 (5-8 minutes total length)
A bunch of clips sent to you over kik or onlyfans instantly letting you know my thoughts on your cock! These are more casual than my top tier video rates and I’ll typically be topless and wearing panties. I also show full face! Total video length will be at least 8 minutes. Perfect if you want something right away!

Package 3: Have me talk about your cock while teasing you:
Touching myself to your cock – $150 (10-15 minutes)
+Add $25 and I’ll demonstrate fucking you in various positions with penetrating my dildo
+Add $50 and I’ll masturbate to your pics until orgasm and say your name while I cum
These are my top tier cock ratings! Similar to the kik rating, but I add in some dirty talk, masturbation while looking at your pictures, and I’ll even tell you which sex positions I’d like to try with you! These are very fun, sexy, and great to watch over again! The add-on options will also add extra time to the video! Basically a custom exclusive video but cheaper šŸ™‚

1. Send me a private message on Reddit or Loyal Fans with which package you want, any add-ons desired, and which payment method works best for you (I currently accept Venmo, CashApp, Bitcoin, Manyvids, Loyal Fans, and Amazon GC).
2. After your payment goes through you may send me 5 photos from different angles of your entire package. Please do not include videos or other people in your photos. I like to talk about your shaft, head, balls, and grooming so make sure it’s all visible! You can send these to me over Kik, Imgur (private album), or OnlyFans private message.
4. Packages 1 and 2 are usually delivered within an hour or two. Package 3 is usually delivered within 48 hours!